Initial Thoughts

TOM: Errrr soooo how's things?

WC: Hmm? Wait, what's happening?

TOM: What do you mean?

WC: What have you done with my name?

TOM: I got tired of writing it all out, it's long.

WC: STOP IT! It's my name!

TOM: I gave it you!

WC: I'm changing it back.

TOM: You can't d-

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: Bam!

TOM: You are out of order mate. Two initials are fine, I'm changing it back.

WC: What the? Stop it! I told you to stop it!

TOM: I'm in charge here!

WC: Oh yeah?

TM: Yeah!

Pause

TM: You bastard.

WC: Oh two initials are fine apparently. Suck it up TM. Maybe I should call you-

TRADE MARK: Oh that is just childish! Two can play at that game.

WATER CLOSET: You made me a freakin' toilet! Too far man, too far.

TRADE MARK: Oh this is nothing.

WIENER COLLECTOR: Bring it o- WIENER COLLECTOR!?!? Go screw yourself!

TINY MUSCLES: Hahahaha Wiener Collector... Wait TINY MUSCLES?!! I am in shape! I AM!

WIENER COLLECTOR: 'ROUND' IS NOT IN SHAPE.

TINY MUSCLES: IT'S A 'SHAPE'.

WIENER COLLECTOR: You're only doing this because you haven't got us a new guest to interview.

Pause

TINY MUSCLES: It's been a slow week and Super Hub was pretty popular it turned out, so I didn't know how to top it.

WIENER COLLECTOR: Look forget about it can I at least have my name back?

Pause

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: Thank you. So when's the next interview?

TOM: Dunno, when I find something worth interviewing. Well where's Ironing Board? We could interview him.

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: Ironing Board went to Magaluf remember.

Pause

WHIKSEY CHUCKLES: Hold on. Ironing Board is a he?

TOM: I- I presume so. I don't know. Wow that's awkward. Is that awkward?

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: That's pretty damn awkward man. We don't know her gender!

Long pause

TOM: Are YOU a gi-

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: OF COURSE I'M NOT A GIRL!!!

TOM: Oh damn! Ironing Board is back. Hide!

WHISKEY CHUCKLES: Where!?

TOM turns the screen away and turns his keyboard upside down just in case. WHISKEY CHUCKLES tries to hide behind the page views icon. IRONING BOARD enters.

IRONING BOARD: Guuuuuuuuuys. I'm hooooooome.

Pause

IRONING BOARD: Hello? Whiskey? Tom? Guys I know you're here, there's like 30 odd lines of dialogue if I scroll up this page. Let me just check what you were talking about.

TOM: Ironing Board! How's things? How was Malaga?

IB: Magaluf actually, oh it was-

Pause

IB: What are you doing?